Apostle Hellon Tackles Follower Criticising Wife's Dress Using Jargon: "Boorish, Swinish Abandon"

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Apostle Hellon Tackles Follower Criticising Wife's Dress Using Jargon: "Boorish, Swinish Abandon"
  • Apostle Joseph Hellon found himself in a war of words on Facebook after a follower decided to critique his wife's fashion choices
  • The incident unfolded when a Facebook user identified as Walter Aloice expressed his opinion, albeit crudely,
  • Unfazed by the remark, Apostle Hellon responded with an eloquent counterattack, accusing Aloice of being a boorish Neanderthal

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In a surprising turn of events, Apostle Joseph Hellon found himself embroiled in a heated exchange on social media after a follower dared to criticize his wife's choice of attire.

The controversial clergyman, known for his eloquent use of language, didn't hold back as he unleashed a barrage of sophisticated jargon to counter the critique.

The incident unfolded on Facebook, where an individual identified as Walter Aloice took it upon himself to express disapproval of Apostle Hellon's wife's fashion sense.

In a comment that lacked finesse, Aloice wrote, "Teach your wife to dress well."

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Apostle Hellon, not one to shy away from a linguistic showdown, responded with a scathing retort.

He dismissed Aloice as a "boorish neanderthal" who evidently hadn't acquainted himself with the apostle's "bailiwick," or area of expertise.

Hellon further accused Aloice of lacking "suave and poise" and likened him to an "orangutan" unable to discern between what's "bland and cosmopolitan."

The apostle didn't stop there; he took the opportunity to showcase his command of the English language by advising Aloice to "teach [his] tapered cognition to emit erudition."

Hellon went on to brand Aloice a "fossilized moss back" and suggested that a "sludge" like him should be extinct by now, concluding with a harsh epithet, "Bast*rd."

The exchange has sparked a flurry of reactions on social media, with some applauding Apostle Hellon for his linguistic prowess while others criticize the clergyman for resorting to name-calling.

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Apostle Hellon Tackles Follower Criticising Wife's Dress Using Jargon
Apostle Hellon Tackles Follower Criticising Wife's Dress Using Jargon

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