Company Sends Warning To Male Employee Wearing Tight Trousers Distracting Female Staff: "Stop"

An amusing memo is making rounds on the interwebs of a concerned human resource executive warning a supposedly naughty male employee irritating his lady colleagues' peace of mind in the office.

Identified as Ola Dickson, the man is accused of showing up for work in revealing outfits whose protrusions place his colleagues in an awkward zone.

"It has been noted with great concern that your daily unwarranted erections are seriously distracting and affecting productivity among female staff both married and singles," starts the memo.

The office was concerned that productivity among the employees was being suppressed by the distractions caused by their colleague's dressing antics.

To arrest the unrest in the place of work, Ola was directed to shelve his fashion and embrace a modest one, failure to which he would face disciplinary action.

"You are hereby ordered to; stop wearing tight or fitting trousers to the office, keep your erctions to yourself.

Failure to adhere to the above directives shall lead to severe disciplinary action including dismissal as the company can no longer afford to incur further losses due to low productivity rates by the female staff because of your stupid big erction distractions," read the memo.